Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily
briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion,
nervously watching as the President sat, head in
Finally, the President looked up and asked,
"How many is a brazillion?"
(Kudos to my friend Judy for the joke)