It's not just Dr. Pepper, it's not just Vanilla Dr. Pepper, it's not even merely Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. No, it's DIET Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. I think that is too many things for one soda to be.
¶ 9:10 PM
Location: Springfield, Best Part of the Country, United States
Imagine an active and exciting former resident of Asgard, cursed and transformed into the opposite of his former self - the cartoon-watching would actually be the high point of a typical day