live from Corfu
Our first-born called us tonight from the hotel in Corfu. She said it's beautiful, but she sounded more exhausted then I've ever heard her sound. We ended the call quickly lest she end up spending all her money on the first day there.
Here's where she's staying while she's in Corfu.
¶ 9:03 PM
Location: Springfield, Best Part of the Country, United States
Imagine an active and exciting former resident of Asgard, cursed and transformed into the opposite of his former self - the cartoon-watching would actually be the high point of a typical day