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Friday, January 20, 2006
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Theresa!

  1. Theresa will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  2. Theresa can't sweat.
  3. It's bad luck to put Theresa on a bed.
  4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Theresa.
  5. Theresa can turn her stomach inside out.
  6. Theresa is the world's tallest woman.
  7. Theresa has 118 ridges around the edge.
  8. The condom - originally made from Theresa - was invented in the early 1500s.
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Theresa.
  10. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Theresa.
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found over at Mindy's
 
Comments:
I'm thinking of putting my personalized trivia tips on a T-shirt (with #7 bolded, of course).

1. John is only six percent water!
2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting John on.
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into John.
4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and John are all berries!
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by John.
6. John can turn his stomach inside out.
7. If you kiss John for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
8. Johnocracy is government by John.
9. The most dangerous form of John is the bicycle.
10. If you lace John from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
 
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