Things I don't get
An
espresso machine that takes up about a square foot of counter space but only brews one cup of espresso at a time.
Chocolate fountains. I like chocolate, but looking at these things makes me feel sick inside. And again, it's a giant piece of equipment that you will use...when?
Ceiling trees. People who sit outside in the freezing cold all night long to
buy a video game console. People who don't understand that George W. Bush could have legally wiretapped anyone he wanted (FISA allows 72 hours after the wiretap has started to obtain a warrant), so the question of why he didn't legally monitor some people is an important one.