Okay, my obsessive devotion to this movie does slap a somewhat nerdified label on me. No denying that. And it's true I've written more than a couple of essays on the topic of said movie (the Big Damn Movie, as it is known to freaky geeky fans like Yours Truly). All right, and yes it is also true that if you plug "scifi channel Firefly" into Google, the thing that comes up immediately after "SCIFI.COM | Firefly" is a thread where I have contributed heavily (over in the scary land where the spacenuts live). Oh, and, yeah, I do totally feel River's power (by which I mean her wiggy psychic mind power, of course). But no way is anyone going to get away with saying I've gone so far off the deep end that ComicBookGuy and I have anything more than our ages in common!
But, okay, River, your wish is my command. I will do my best to go out and catch the Big Damn Movie. Just one more time... ;-)